Hogan's Heroes Break Out---

Paramount Home Entertainment will release Hogan's Heroes – The Complete Series on DVD.
The series revolves around inmates of a German World War II Prisoners of War camp who conduct espionage and sabotage campaign right under the noses of their warders. While the enemy is often gullible, easily fooled or downright incompetent – the real strength of Hogan's men are the elaborate ruses and sometimes dangerous lengths they will go to complete their mission. It will contain bonus materials and extra features, and the DVD will be available for the MSRP (Manufacturer's Suggested Retail Price) of $179.99.

The Hogan's Heroes – The Complete Series DVD will feature the following bonus materials:

Richard Dawson Remembers...

Hogan's Theme Song - Performed by Bob Crane and his band

Werner Klemperer at the Emmys (1968 and 1969)

A Conversation with Co-Creator Al Ruddy

"Komic Monakle" from Mad Magazine

Clip from CBS' Fall Preview Show "Seven Wonderful Nights"

Hogan's Heroes:How to win friends and influence Nazis

Oh Christ, you're saying to yourself...not another Hogan's Heroes web page.

Well, mein freund, this ain't just another Hogan's Heroes page -- it's the most obsessively psychotic page. June 28, 2003 will be the 25th Anniversary of Bob Crane's death. And where will I be? At your house, I reckon. With bells on. No point in sending me your address, I'm already drinking your whiskey and watching Bob Crane porn while your at work slacking off looking at Hogan crud.

My favorite quotes from you people: "you're the first person I've run into who collects [Hogan's Heroes] I never liked the show - I couldn't see the humor in a WWII German prison camp."

And: "Bob Crane? Isn't that the guy who played Gilligan?"

I've got an obsession with Bob Crane that started as soon as I figured out He was The Chosen One. Even more so than Shatner or Charleton Heston! Maybe I'm kidding, maybe I'm not, but seeing as how I'm the one with the legal Archbishop Credentials, you better just play along if you wanna see Valhalla mein little Viking.

Tonite's episode is brought to you by a fifth of Jim Beam Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey (tm) and some codeine and Trio (everyone's favorite New Wave band from Der Fatherland). Oh, and a Para Ordnance P.12 (tm) that's sitting here Condition One. Cocked and Locked. I'm a geek, but I'm well armed and strung out on prescription painkillers. Welcome to Stalag 13. My own private Hell. I was helped out by a few friends, but no one wants their name connected to this for some reason -- check out the About us link. I'm related to some pretty famous people, people who if I were to name some names, would make you crawl under the sofa and blush. Let's just say I know where Jim Varney is buried.

Yes, I am aware that much of the graphics from my site have been swiped by other Hogan fans too cowardly to even say "please" and "thank you." Not even a tip o' the hat in my direction. And I know that the Hogans Heroes Fan Club site ripped off my list of Hogan goods. I sent a bunch of info to Brenda Scott Royce after she wrote her first book. Some of the info was in the 2nd book (with no thanks to me), and whoever is doing the fan club site has swiped stuff from me again.. You see baby, I know it all... Almost all the graphics on my site were scanned by D&L, with a little help from me. If you've seen 'em elsewhere, now you know where they came from. The graphics I plan on swiping for The Big List will be credited 'cause I ain't a sissy.